What Character Are You?

I’m actually writing this on the Friday before today because I feel like a Queen of Hearts’ victim. You know “Off with their heads!”

I’m doing that boring paperwork, filing stuff that comes with household duties and writing/reviewing joys. Setting up the formats, finding .jpeg files, gathering publishing information, paying bills, watching the spider up in the corner (hoping it does not move), watching dust bunnies fight…hey, wouldn’t you rather read/write than kill dust bunnies. Besides, why do we call them dust bunnies? Okay, that’s next week’s Friday Fun.

You’re getting the picture. Loads of hats + limited time + 1 brain = Exploding Head.

So, it came to me…what character am I? Well, of course, multi-characters.

Queen of Hearts – for when ‘they’ are on my bad side
Alice In Wonderland – for when I’m just plain lost
Dwarf Dopey – well, this one I put on when I’m feeling silly
Sebastian (Little Mermaid) – if you know a child, you know why – it’s all the head shaking and confusion
Sleeping Beauty – I wish, what’s sleep?
Beast – you need to ask?
Jessica Fletcher – well if you didn’t do it, who did?
Cowardly Lion – I did mention that spider up in the corner, right?
Bruce the Shark’s mom – eat the fish, it’s good for you
Mary Poppins – nursemaid, nanny, strict one, all in one

Hmm, are you seeing a pattern?

So…what character are you today?