Miscommunication.
Missed clues.
Forgotten plans.
Interrupted plans.
She’s more romantic.
He’s more romantic.
The definitions are different.
Oh, alone time isn’t me time…it’s you time…we time?
What does the garbage have to do with romance? Laundry?
Hairy legs? His or hers?
Toenails need cutting…his, for sure.
No socks in bed. If you wore socks your dang feet wouldn’t be cramping my calves.
Fine.
Whatever.