Reader Time: Why so many books

it’s calling me

SERIOUSLY?????

You dare ask a bookaholic that question????

Wait? You mean you don’t have that many books waiting for you?

Are you okay?

How can you limit yourself to only a couple of books? ONE? Who are you? Tell me you’re not one of those who…gasp…don’t read.

Nope, can’t deal with that right now. Let’s at least talk more than…oh heavens I don’t know. Never had to think that low. I’m stumped.

Okay, moving on…

What do you do if you start craving a mystery and only have a romance? Or need a dose of fantasy between the non-fictions.

Let alone a good science fiction when done reading a family/child/ya story.

I’d be lost without my choices. 

Uhm…you do read more than one at a time, right?

No?

That’s…well…that’s like only watching one television show or one movie. Or the same song only. Eating the same meal every meal…oh, wait. Yeah, forget that example

I see I’m going to have to start giving How To Be A Reader lessons.

Lesson number one…go count your TBR pile (you don’t know what that means? Oyyyy…To Be Read pile) and if it’s under, oh, say (dang there’s that needing a number again)  twenty-five go straight to your favourite online vendor or local bookstore and buy ten more ebooks or books.

Oh, forget that…get at least ten more of each format. Need to get you jump started.

Go on…get going…you know where to find me when you’re done.